Armbender magazine

[Karen Bean]

Willie and all,

We did change to 3 mags per year. Otherwise we would have had to increase the cost and we didn't want to do that. We announced that we would send out the Nationals issue and then start fresh for everyone Jan 1.

Eric - you're right you did receive one issue. You joined 6/2/2005 and we sent you the July 2005 issue. The very next issue was returned marked on the front of the envelope - Moved Left No Address, Unable to Forward, Return to Sender. Looks like you moved and didn't leave forwarding at the post office. It's a little tough to send a magazine to someone when they don't tell you where they live But, send us your new address and we'll be more than happy to send you either the back issues that you missed, or continue your membership with 2 more magazines.

[Karen Bean]

Peter - it's a privileged club, members only. We just couldn't let you in with that "I'm BLACK" shirt on - just ain't "fitting". But, since you've changed the color..............................well maybe you can play now.


Now, I said MAYBE so don't push it buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now watch for the bomb to drop

[Pete & Tim]

See, I told you she was a RACIST!!!!!!!!

She wouldn't let me in her club because I wear a shirt that describes my ethnicity.

I knew it I knew it I knew it.


You racist pig you. I didn't want to be a member of your club anyways. What kind of a club charges YOU to be a member. You would think one would welcome everyone of all creed and color, but not Karen's club.

"DARN YOU, DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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[Karen Bean]

You know you've want to join................You've begged to join....................You've pleaded to join................But - it just ain't fittin and when I say it just ain't fitting, it just ain't fittin.

I told you - MAYBE now. MAYBE................well, I'm going to have to really think about this................well............................................. I'm still thinking....................................







Damn, change your shirt back - it was easier then

[Pete & Tim]

Would that make you happy?

Oh, and "You've know you want to join" is missing an "N". And which is it "fittin" or "fitting"?

Just keeping you on your toes.

[gambit]

actually, the word, "want" is missing the "ed" that's the only thing wrong with it...

;D

[Willie Reagan]

Thanx Karen, I didn't know that we would get the first two of the year. I am looking forward to receiving them.