Post by Ryan Thames on Nov 29, 2005 23:43:05 GMT -5
A few things to think about that you probably have never thought
about:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to
be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease
did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to
court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but
you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors
leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked
anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters
always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which
no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one
cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a
corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's
Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a
boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? ?They'reboth
dogs!
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it
an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid
when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride;
he sticks his head out the window?
about:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to
be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease
did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to
court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but
you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors
leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked
anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters
always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which
no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one
cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a
corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's
Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a
boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? ?They'reboth
dogs!
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it
an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid
when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride;
he sticks his head out the window?
Don't know
