Todd Opitz...

[Bill Cox]

I think that everyone needs to sit back and read what they post before they publish it. Read it as if your wife and kids were reading it, because a lot of wives and kids are reading these post. Try to be professional armwrestlers not a bunch of school kids.

[Chris Gangi]

iaf1 said:

I think that everyone needs to sit back and read what they post before they publish it. Read it as if your wife and kids were reading it, because a lot of wives and kids are reading these post. Try to be professional armwrestlers not a bunch of school kids.

EXACTLY......WELL SAID

[jamesretarides]

I can say one thing loser, your mom james, treated evryone great at the can ams , making sure not one drop was spilled out of her mouth.

The funniest and most intelligent thing you could have responded with was wishing Pete a happy Fathers' Day. The dumbest thing you could have done was posted a convoluted unintelligable pile of dog doo doo that defies laws of truth and simultaneously the laws of grammar.

Oh, I guess you chose to go with option "B."

Option "A" would have shown that you have a sense of humor, that you can be witty, and even have a little fun on occasion when you're not roid raging.

Well, anyway, while I am glad my mother's service was, as usual, impeccable, I am still a little broken up by your comments. You are exactly her type so I guess I'll have a hard time finding any attributes to make fun of. Let see: you're about 6'1", neckless, big mouthed, bald, ugly, stupid, hookless, weak, and the last time I saw you, you were wearing Richard Simmons' leotard.

Jeez, you're perfect.

Now I see why my mom likes you so much.

This is going to be tough.

Now, I am not like the other people you challenge Todd. I will pull you and let you start with your shoulder behind it, already flopped into your girly press move and then stand there and laugh while you pump away hopelessy like a man with a small penis.

I believe you already know what that feels like.

My old buddy John Wilson said it best: it looks like I am beating up funed children and clowns when people try to trade creative little retorts with me on message boards. Though I kind of like to do it in person. The difference in this case is that you are not creative, I like funed children and clowns and could give neither two pence nor a rat's derriere about you or your goofy loudmouth twin-spazz, test-tube baby, clone of a human being you call "brother Eric."

Now I think I will continue to verbally lambaste you into submission or retirement or until you decide to show up at a tournament I am pulling. Then we'll see not only how quick you are to talk about my mother, but how confident you are in the ability of that soggy, paralyzed stump you call an arm.

Please do reply with a pathetic, 2nd grade, attempt at a comeback so I can get a little more personal next time. I wonder how long it will take for you to threaten my life. So far there have been 3 people on this board that have done so.

Kisses and hugs for your estranged wife

James

[Pete & Tim]

And people wonder where I get it from!!!!

[Ty Kissner]

Now James you is the true Hater, Damn Son I bet it takes Opitz a month to stop crying in his pillow.

[Scott Latella]

lololololololololololololololool.. Ohhhh Thanks James now I have to go change my shirt because I just spit out my cheerios ( multi grain Klemba's) all over myself..

[Sol "Arm and Hammer"Ingram]

Hi Todd,
Man, You guys know i NEVER say anything that would offend anyone, as a puller and promoter, I send sponsors to this board as well as Armtv to show how great this sport is. I have to say Todd this is absolutely disgusting and degrading. Have some sense. You need to send P.M's if you wish to talk like this! This may mean nothing to you, but i really think this is way out of line...

[jamesretarides]

I rather enjoy it.

Exhibit A:


BTW Scotty, what are you doing eating KLEMBA-O's at 12:31 p.m.?

Tyler, I am not a hater, I love all people that have redeeming moral values. Having fun is one thing, but these Opitz guys are actual jerks. One of them actually tried to pretend he was a nice guy when I met him at the Can Ams. He said they were sorry that they had talked so much crap before and wanted everything to blow over. Then they came on here and acted like jerks again. Until last week, I thought we all forgot about Todd Opitz but he had to bring a thread back up from months ago.

I believe he referred to Pete as a cheeseburger.

How hurtful

Then he insinuated that Pete hurt himself because he had added and extra patty to his weight training routine. Another fine, well thought out retort.

For some reason, Todd has a fascination with cheeseburgers. His waist line and the stress his pear-shaped body put on his spandex tank-top are evidence of this (see exhibit A)

[Todd Opitz]

Remember one thing who brought this back to the site , pete , not I , seems like all the losers from ct, like to dish it out but can't take it, as far as james, I didn't know they allow midgets on the board, your weak , a loudmouth, and can't back nothing up, and when I break your arm, you and pete can have a cheeseburger , because all you do is run your mouth, and hide behind this board coward, remember who started way back with the family comments james you did about my son, and i remember that , I have spoken about others children, but you did, And believe when i say this I can't stand you, and hope when i see you in person you can back your words, I have somethiing for you midget

[jamesretarides]

Please do reply with a pathetic, 2nd grade, attempt at a comeback so I can get a little more personal next time. I wonder how long it will take for you to threaten my life. So far there have been 3 people on this board that have done so.

I figured I would quote myself because, unlike you, I have sort of a way with words don't I? I am also quite the prognosticator as well.

Thank you for proving me right.

I have somethiing for you midget

As for this, I have my doubts but will give you the chance nonetheless.

What you don't get is that I have always thrived on taking punk ass bullies like yourself and dumbing them down one way or another. If you want to be the next item on the menu (obviously not the fat free or low carb menu), be my guest.

Maybe Mike Ondrovic will let you come over and use you as a crash test dummy at practice to try to prepare you for me. See Todd, you think you have a long memory. Though it does not run as long as mine. I can remember you bumping into me on stage at the Intrepid a few years ago while I was up there covering the Big Apple Grapple for the New York site. Then you mumbled some undecipherable word salad like "get out of my way" before making your way to (yet another loss on) the table.

I don't forget these things. And it seems as though our paths have crossed and will cross again.

GOOD LUCK

[Todd Opitz]

just remember who started this thread again your boy pete, not me, so put the blame where it belongs, and pete is the welch because he made the bet of a 1000.dollars to armwrestler my brother , which will be no contest . as for you your a joke, my kid could beat you midget, I think they are having an 8th grade tourament sometime soon, enter and maybe you could win, by the way tough guy with the big mouth, I'm not hard to find, anyway you want to settle your mouth I;ll be happy to, coward ( Hiding behind the website ) the midget James,

[Pete & Tim]

You truely are the biggest fun on the planet. No, seriously, I thought it was impossible but it is true. You say I welched on a bet with your brother, but you guys never showed up to the intrepid. So who really welched?

UH DUH

SLURP DROOL


Oh that's right you did. I just had to put myself in the right frame of mind. I figure in order to truely understand a dummy, you really have to think like one.

DUH UH

DRIP SLURP

Oh yea, and one more thing. I am willing to pull you and your brother right in my back yard for whatever you guys want. I'll give you whatever you want on the table too. You want me to start half way down, all the way down to about an inch? Fine, if I must, but listen, after I humiliate you and your goofball brother, please delete your profile from this board and save the rest of these fine people the few brain cells they have left from trying to decipher what the hell it is you try to say.


If you need to mapquest my address, I will private message it to you.

[jamesretarides]

as for you your a joke, my kid could beat you midget, I think they are having an 8th grade tourament sometime soon, enter and maybe you could win, by the way tough guy with the big mouth, I'm not hard to find, anyway you want to settle your mouth I;ll be happy to, coward ( Hiding behind the website ) the midget James,

Put up your grand against me. See it's funny that I said everything I wanted to say, yelled it at the Can Ams in front of you and your punk ass brother and you didn't say a word. Then (with a fractured hand that both my DR. and Reggie W. asked me not to pull with) I grabbed you or your failed lab experiment clone and let him hit on my arm to his little heart's content.

I don't live far from Pete either. Bring your cash and your attitude. I don't mind taking either and leaving you with a look like you just got caught sleeping with the neighbor's chinchilla. A not so satisfying experience for the chinchilla (okay here comes another cheeseburger reference) because of that little quarter-pounder in you underwear you like to call Eric. Oh wait, no, he is the failed lab experiment. I keep forgetting.

[gambit]

Stop it! My side is hurting!!!



.....chinchilla....

[Todd Opitz]

Hey fat boy and midget

Seems like the guys from ct only can win in ct , when the they cheat with the ref like at the can ams, fair up , no straps, no cheating niether one of you have the strenght to touch me or my brother , because your both weak