what grinds robs gears ???............

[Rob Vigeant Jr.]

..........sounds like a hit to me, it was actually the idea of a friend of mine in vegas who used to be the victim of my long winded rants about whatever.

So, what is grinding my gears??

well, alot .....so lets have fun, its better than punching out our most popular camera guy for being touched.
plus, we know how I like to rant when I had a few cocktails............it's still my birthday.....they last at least a week in my family you judgmental pricks.
AND......I am one of those two finger typers, so pay attention, I took a long time typing this pointless sh!t.

HMMMM...ok..the UAL !......fantastic organization and by far the best event I have seen.
If you want to feel like a real PRO athlete hit up their event.
I seriously had girls grabbing me for pictures and asking to sign their shirts.............you know, the section where the heart is..........I relished the moment, so what if I'm a perv.....

John Brzenk...........I hate you, but love and respect you........not sure which is the stronger emotion.
You have a way of chumping people and making it look so lopsided and like they don't belong on your table.........I am onto you, but you gave me a sufficent whoopin to send me into hiding for a few months............you are still my hero...........even though you have cost me countless hours of beauty rest.......................it helps to think in time I will be getting healthy boners while you are wetting yourself............ha, ha, bastard...........I'm still bitter, gimme some time.

The straps TELL LIES......just like your ol ladies fellas...face it.

TABLES!!!...........all you promoters are the balls in my book.......gary roberts with rotn and ual namely.
The one gripe I have is why go to a different pad than everyone ?.....as if I am not technically challenged enough......one event has rounded pads with no front corners then another is straight pads 3'' thick and squishy.......why?........lets start off with one solid design since I am sure we all pull on waf tables.
You ever see the crying game ?............ya know where the guy gets this gal and finds out it isn't a gal at all......then the water works flow.............you know what I mean.........I feel like this when I see a table the opposite of what I train my body for.

PLEASE.......find a better quote for it being hot than " hotter than two rats fu&kin' in a wool sock"............that is the bread winner in my book courtesy of devin mackin.............beat that line you get yourself some free beers on the me.

venice beach..........or muscle beach.........odd thinking about it once I was there, the only real muscles I saw were in the tournament.
I did however see a midget scaring the fu&k outta myself and others dressed up as chucky and holding a knife.
A 10' tall bicycle.............at least, ask jerry c.,......we wondered how he got on or stopped.
Dozens of future rap stars harassing you into trying out their cd for a small fee.
Tattoos and weed...........if you like either book your a$$ a flight because there are 20 different places minimum to buy in a very short walk.

turning 30............
well...........I could go on and on.............but it has been a great run thus far and hopefully I can kick it off with a bang and make an example outta dave chaffee ;D............I hope

take care you bastards, I am going underground and will come out a new man..................not to be confused with newman the fat aged seinfeld sidekick.

later.....

[John Wilson]

I'm loving the rant. This needs to be a regular feature.

"PLEASE.......find a better quote for it being hot than " hotter than two rats fu&kin' in a wool sock"............"

No doubt! I nearly spit my drink on the monitor when I read that.

[Rob Vigeant Jr.]

see............all in fun................believe me I can rant.........lol

[Ed "Bam" Moehle]

Rob great seeing you again it was fun doing the party thing at the hotel until next time take care and happy late birthday.

["VENGEANCE" -David Rivera-]

lol john don't kill your new monitor, nice post rob.

[Bill Collins]

Jul 27, 2010 23:36:24 GMT -5 Rob Vigeant Jr. said:

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TABLES!!!...........all you promoters are the balls in my book.......gary roberts with rotn and ual namely.
The one gripe I have is why go to a different pad than everyone ?.....as if I am not technically challenged enough......one event has rounded pads with no front corners then another is straight pads 3'' thick and squishy.......why?........lets start off with one solid design since I am sure we all pull on waf tables.

Damn Rob you did have too much time on your hands....I'll comment on the pads>>>>>it's called elbow fouls>>>>rules>>>>>and transition.......

UAL put's up more super match $$$ than most put into the whole event.....eventually the transition will prevail but at who's expense??? Yeah everyone can say too bad they should learn to keep the elbow in the pocket, which I agree....

But who suffers?? If you look at the euro and the worlds a very high % of the matches end with elbow fouls..we don't want that happening in the super matches....soo until we find a solution UAL will do what it takes to see the super matches fight to the end...As mentioned in a different tread....how many elbow fouls in the UAL super matches???

[Rob Vigeant Jr.]

I said I like the pads, just getting used to the straight across when used to a stagger........no biggie..............I would prefer that everyone else conforms to the ual tables, then I and most everyone else would buy one and all would be perfect.

I 100% agree with the fouls and how the pads correct that.............it is just a matter of learning how to take advantage of the size, play and being straight across thats all.

Believe me, I feel any matches I lost I would have lost on a waf table........no excuses, just observations.
I truly liked that table better than any other along with the rotn table.......

[Brandon Dye]

ROB! i love it man good stuff, you are a riot, your line of the night at dinner was classic "did you just get back from tanning, you look a lot darker than before" hahaha....

As for the table, i like the table, the only problem i see with the pads is how soft they are you can sink 2 inches in those things and its great for top rollers to float their elbows so much easier and its harder to catch when some one floats on soft elbow pads... JMO

[Robert Wimbley]

Rob you are the man!!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!!!

[Dave Chaffee]

I saw your little jab at the end of your post. So let the fun begin Robear. About a month and a half to go.

[Rob Vigeant Jr.]

no jab homie..........I said hope.........my confidence isn't the highest now, hopefully a solid month and change of hitting it will change that.
I know you're bringing the fire, no trash talk from this kid this time out.

[Kenny Hughes]

Brandon Might be why I was able to top pull Brent lol! All and All I liked the Tables wouldnt change a thing!

[Tim Metcalfe]

anyone know the specs on the pads? a realiable source says they are changing too

[Rob Vigeant Jr.]

ya know, I don't like to beat a dead horse. sometimes I fall victim, but not going to on this topic.

The pads were nice. My only gripe was straight as opposed to staggered.......it does change the set up feel......for me at least. I was never comfortable in the set up, its usually not a problem for me. The only other thing too was they were squishy. They did allow movement and eliminate fouls.....which was great but as a defensive puller who plants his elbow...........the pin line was raised a bit when the pad was compressed. I actually feel the pad compressed to less than an inch....which would bring the pin line up over an inch. that with the limited room to tuck to a corner and play position or defense is why it was awkward for me.

If I had the pads to get comfy with, I would most likely prefer them.........same as rotn........but you have to adjust.
Toprollers took to the table easily since you could float your elbow an extra inch with no foul.............it was tough on hookers...............back to toprolling for me.

Thats all I have to say about that.

[Rob Vigeant Jr.]

Round 2........Christian got me fired, plus I'm not working and bored.

Teammates, friends and training partners...........please get a fuc*ing hold of yourselves.
Just because your buddy is setting out for a road trip or a potential "super match" doesn't mean you have to hold his johnson and make ludacris comments because you are from the same camp or region. If there are talks of TOP pullers in a class.........someone...........ALWAYS pops with an unknown, or way lower level puller saying " watch out "......."he will win"......"that boy is insane strong"...etc.
It's so transparent. Will your boy not venture out if you say he might not be a favorite ?......will you no longer be friends ?........does he NEED to read that to give himself the gusto to compete ?
He may be a very good armwrestler, but truth should be number 1, why set someone up to think one thing when deep down inside you know there is a high percentage of getting stomped. C'm on, I tell my ol lady she is the finest thing on earth, I don't even notice other girls..........I would hate to hurt her feelings, but when she is not around suddenly my vision has been restored..........thank you lord !!
you have to live with your girl or wives, not your training partners.
as Neil would say " give your head a good wobble"....then be real, or say nothing........please.

Phil Bauer is making a steady comeback...........ugh.
Please pull somewhere Phil. You and your opinions and theories are all good, this is an armwrestling board, for armwrestlers...................pull !!.........earn your stripes.

UAL ladies.........great thread and idea. I honestly think it would be bigger than any mens armwrestling if we got them in their booty shorts...........I know I'm a pig, you girls should be recognized for your talent....agreed.
Fact is all men are pigs, you put sarah bachman in a jumpsuit on stage smashing girls.........other armwrestlers watch........you put her in boy shorts, my dad and friends are on a plane, guys are throwin elbows to get a peek, news crews are poppin up............any guy between the age of 15 and dead channel surfing will suddenly be very involved in the sport.
Plus.....lesbian is the new in thing...........we will get the girl vote too.
Sooooooo.........sorry for the proposed exploitation girls, but the time is coming to do for your sport.