Post by Rob Vigeant Jr. on Jul 27, 2010 23:36:24 GMT -5
..........sounds like a hit to me, it was actually the idea of a friend of mine in vegas who used to be the victim of my long winded rants about whatever.
So, what is grinding my gears??
well, alot .....so lets have fun, its better than punching out our most popular camera guy for being touched.
plus, we know how I like to rant when I had a few cocktails............it's still my birthday.....they last at least a week in my family you judgmental pricks.
AND......I am one of those two finger typers, so pay attention, I took a long time typing this pointless sh!t.
HMMMM...ok..the UAL !......fantastic organization and by far the best event I have seen.
If you want to feel like a real PRO athlete hit up their event.
I seriously had girls grabbing me for pictures and asking to sign their shirts.............you know, the section where the heart is..........I relished the moment, so what if I'm a perv.....
John Brzenk...........I hate you, but love and respect you........not sure which is the stronger emotion.
You have a way of chumping people and making it look so lopsided and like they don't belong on your table.........I am onto you, but you gave me a sufficent whoopin to send me into hiding for a few months............you are still my hero...........even though you have cost me countless hours of beauty rest.......................it helps to think in time I will be getting healthy boners while you are wetting yourself............ha, ha, bastard...........I'm still bitter, gimme some time.
The straps TELL LIES......just like your ol ladies fellas...face it.
TABLES!!!...........all you promoters are the balls in my book.......gary roberts with rotn and ual namely.
The one gripe I have is why go to a different pad than everyone ?.....as if I am not technically challenged enough......one event has rounded pads with no front corners then another is straight pads 3'' thick and squishy.......why?........lets start off with one solid design since I am sure we all pull on waf tables.
You ever see the crying game ?............ya know where the guy gets this gal and finds out it isn't a gal at all......then the water works flow.............you know what I mean.........I feel like this when I see a table the opposite of what I train my body for.
PLEASE.......find a better quote for it being hot than " hotter than two rats fu&kin' in a wool sock"............that is the bread winner in my book courtesy of devin mackin.............beat that line you get yourself some free beers on the me.
venice beach..........or muscle beach.........odd thinking about it once I was there, the only real muscles I saw were in the tournament.
I did however see a midget scaring the fu&k outta myself and others dressed up as chucky and holding a knife.
A 10' tall bicycle.............at least, ask jerry c.,......we wondered how he got on or stopped.
Dozens of future rap stars harassing you into trying out their cd for a small fee.
Tattoos and weed...........if you like either book your a$$ a flight because there are 20 different places minimum to buy in a very short walk.
turning 30............
well...........I could go on and on.............but it has been a great run thus far and hopefully I can kick it off with a bang and make an example outta dave chaffee ;D............I hope
take care you bastards, I am going underground and will come out a new man..................not to be confused with newman the fat aged seinfeld sidekick.
later.....
So, what is grinding my gears??
well, alot .....so lets have fun, its better than punching out our most popular camera guy for being touched.
plus, we know how I like to rant when I had a few cocktails............it's still my birthday.....they last at least a week in my family you judgmental pricks.
AND......I am one of those two finger typers, so pay attention, I took a long time typing this pointless sh!t.
HMMMM...ok..the UAL !......fantastic organization and by far the best event I have seen.
If you want to feel like a real PRO athlete hit up their event.
I seriously had girls grabbing me for pictures and asking to sign their shirts.............you know, the section where the heart is..........I relished the moment, so what if I'm a perv.....
John Brzenk...........I hate you, but love and respect you........not sure which is the stronger emotion.
You have a way of chumping people and making it look so lopsided and like they don't belong on your table.........I am onto you, but you gave me a sufficent whoopin to send me into hiding for a few months............you are still my hero...........even though you have cost me countless hours of beauty rest.......................it helps to think in time I will be getting healthy boners while you are wetting yourself............ha, ha, bastard...........I'm still bitter, gimme some time.
The straps TELL LIES......just like your ol ladies fellas...face it.
TABLES!!!...........all you promoters are the balls in my book.......gary roberts with rotn and ual namely.
The one gripe I have is why go to a different pad than everyone ?.....as if I am not technically challenged enough......one event has rounded pads with no front corners then another is straight pads 3'' thick and squishy.......why?........lets start off with one solid design since I am sure we all pull on waf tables.
You ever see the crying game ?............ya know where the guy gets this gal and finds out it isn't a gal at all......then the water works flow.............you know what I mean.........I feel like this when I see a table the opposite of what I train my body for.
PLEASE.......find a better quote for it being hot than " hotter than two rats fu&kin' in a wool sock"............that is the bread winner in my book courtesy of devin mackin.............beat that line you get yourself some free beers on the me.
venice beach..........or muscle beach.........odd thinking about it once I was there, the only real muscles I saw were in the tournament.
I did however see a midget scaring the fu&k outta myself and others dressed up as chucky and holding a knife.
A 10' tall bicycle.............at least, ask jerry c.,......we wondered how he got on or stopped.
Dozens of future rap stars harassing you into trying out their cd for a small fee.
Tattoos and weed...........if you like either book your a$$ a flight because there are 20 different places minimum to buy in a very short walk.
turning 30............
well...........I could go on and on.............but it has been a great run thus far and hopefully I can kick it off with a bang and make an example outta dave chaffee ;D............I hope
take care you bastards, I am going underground and will come out a new man..................not to be confused with newman the fat aged seinfeld sidekick.
later.....