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Post by Ryan Thames on Mar 29, 2005 16:11:11 GMT -5
Honesty ;D Good one..........writing it down Be yourself......got it Dont be disrespectful.......yep ;D Andy that sir is the best wisdom ive read on this thread.
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Post by Steve Kirlew on Mar 31, 2005 18:35:19 GMT -5
Malin, you're a naughty girl!!!
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Post by Paul Maiden on Mar 31, 2005 18:42:34 GMT -5
simple and striaght to the point.
DO YOU FUK? IF NOT FUK OFF
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Post by Steve Kirlew on Mar 31, 2005 18:43:47 GMT -5
Is your dad a baker, cause your buns are out of this world! ;D
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Post by Christ Russakis on Mar 31, 2005 20:42:51 GMT -5
thats a good one steve!! hav'nt seen you on here lately, how are ya doing? and how is the wrist?
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Post by Steve Kirlew on Apr 1, 2005 4:43:04 GMT -5
Hi Christ! I haven't been on here for a while cause i have 3 weeks off school and i've been training with different armwrestling clubs and seeing some friends and haven't been able to get on a computer. The wrist is still very weak but i'm hoping it will be ok. I'm gonna get it looked at today hopefully!
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Dawn Higson
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Post by Dawn Higson on Apr 1, 2005 6:04:50 GMT -5
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven? Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that! Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight. To a ugly woman...''I never look at the mantle piece when I'm poking the fire'' Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. If your left is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays? You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! So do ya wanna see something really swell? I've got the hot dog and you got the buns. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off? Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb! i could go on all day.
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Post by Valerie Beach on Apr 1, 2005 11:00:07 GMT -5
Steve that was a good one ;D Dawn wow those are great......haha ;D I know ya got more so keep um up............lmfao
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Post by Dawn Higson on Apr 1, 2005 12:33:59 GMT -5
here r sum more of my chat up lines.
Excuse me but do you believe in pre-marital sex? No. Well I'm married, lets friendly!
Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.
I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between.
Do you need a gardener? (no) can I trim your bush anyways?
Do you want to friendly or do I owe you an apology?
Baby, you look finer than a new set of snow tires! Do you mind if I jurkoff on your tits?
Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!
That dress is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be cumming too!
Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the friendly out of me!
Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!
Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath.
Excuse me, I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way to your heart.
Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
Can you drive? Well, back onto this (pointing to dick)
Do you like dried biscuits? Eat this it's a cracker!
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Hey lady, let me slay you with my sword of luurve.
Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.
Your arse is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it?
I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.
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Post by Valerie Beach on Apr 1, 2005 15:58:29 GMT -5
lmfao........... girl does your dad know what your writing.............lol holy shiznats ;D see I don't even have to post any cause you said um already...haha ;D
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Dawn Higson
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Post by Dawn Higson on Apr 1, 2005 16:59:59 GMT -5
my dad knows what im seyin. he just laughs
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