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Post by Paul Maiden on Mar 25, 2005 6:48:17 GMT -5
hey guys iam happily married but last nite my cousin asked for some help on chatting to ladies can we give him any chat up lines that may work? heres a few of mine but he didny seem to like um.
have you got a mirror in your knickers? no why? because i can see myself in them later.
was your farther a theif? why? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
your legs must be so tired? why? because youve been running through my mind all nite.
that dress is lovely,it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
theres just a little collection of lines that got me slapped of the woman i married so i guess after the beating i received they work.lol
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Post by Christ Russakis on Mar 25, 2005 13:03:51 GMT -5
paul, those were great, good for a laugh and they just might work!!!hahahehe , christ
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Post by Ryan Thames on Mar 25, 2005 13:16:41 GMT -5
Did that hurt? What? When you fell from heaven Can i come stand next to you? Cuz i farted next to her over there. ;D Im no good at talking to women. Jeremy wilks had a paper with a bunch good ones.
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Post by Steven Lareau on Mar 25, 2005 20:34:44 GMT -5
Did that hurt? What? When you fell from heaven I've used this one before.
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Post by Ralph Petrazzuoli on Mar 26, 2005 16:56:02 GMT -5
Steve I used that one too....but I got a sarcastic smile and "your an idiot" response. Oh well perhaps my execution was not as suave,
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Post by Steven Lareau on Mar 26, 2005 19:09:01 GMT -5
I got a giggle, followed by a charmed smile and a twinkle in her eyes. I probably wouldn't use it again though.
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Post by jamesretarides on Mar 26, 2005 20:24:21 GMT -5
Hey, how fast can you run?
(BTW here is the follow-up ? to that one)
Can I chase you through the woods?
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Post by Michael Griffin on Mar 26, 2005 22:20:04 GMT -5
How about this one guys....Excuse me Miss,but do you believe in the here after? Well, then you should know what I'm here after!! ;D
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Post by Malin Kleinsmith on Mar 27, 2005 12:03:13 GMT -5
Guys, guys, guys!!! Here I will give you a hand....
Use theeeese once and you will get a laugh from the woman you like, and a laugh is one of the best way´s through to a womans hart!!!!
AUSTIN POWERS PICK-UP LINES
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
21. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
28. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
32. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???
34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I especially like 2, 14, 20, 21, 23, 24, (ha, ha, ha)
Good luck guys. Tell me how it went!!
Malin
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Post by Andrew Fournier on Mar 27, 2005 12:11:16 GMT -5
Are those Space Pants???
That A$$ is outta this World!!!!
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Post by Ryan Thames on Mar 27, 2005 13:52:06 GMT -5
im taking notes.
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Post by Jeremy Plaster on Mar 29, 2005 8:18:03 GMT -5
That is a beautiful dress! It would match my bedroom floor perfectly. ;D
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Post by Christ Russakis on Mar 29, 2005 13:28:33 GMT -5
now those were funny!!!!
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Post by Andy Souliere on Mar 29, 2005 16:04:36 GMT -5
Ok, it's been a few years, but I still remember one that worked perfect when I was stationed in Miami. I was at the bar ordering a drink when this beautiful woman came over to order also. I just looked her dead in the eyes and smiled. She smiled back. I said hi and she replied, hi, back to me. I honestly didn't know what to say next (because I never made it that far with a beautiful woman), so I just kept looking right into her eyes and said, "you'll have to help me here, every word that I ever knew just left my body. I guess that I just don't have words for a woman as beautiful as you." Dorky as is was, she broke out into the biggest smile and asked me my name. IT WORKED. I didn't mean to say that, it just came out. We danced, and I got her number. She later told me that it was how I said it not what I said.
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Post by Malin Kleinsmith on Mar 29, 2005 16:07:04 GMT -5
Andy!
That´s so sweet!!! / Malin
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