Worlds worst pick-up line

[Ty Kissner]

Last night i was out clubbin with some friends and some girl walk up and uses probably the worst if not most grotesque pick-up line ever.
She says to me "you wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?" so I was like BEAT IT DIRT! and all of a sudden shes all pissy callin me an @$$hole so I used my common girl deterrent the bams.

you just start shuting bam,bam,ba bam ba bamm bamm. Then she thought I was psyco and left the club we were at. My buddies enjoyed it immensley.

[gambit]

"Hi, My name is Chris Coletti."




;D

[Ty Kissner]

allen that was awesome. LMFAO ;D ;D ;D

[Dawn Higson]

can i flirt with you is a pretty bad one i have had that one i would rather hed of just flirted.

[Christ Russakis]

thats a good one allen!!!

[gambit]

I guess Chris never saw it. Or maybe he did and he knows it to be true



Good luck in SC, Christ!!

[Ty Kissner]

Just heard an old man use this one on a female friend of mine.

He says to her Hey darlin you got monkey wrench eyes, and she was like what? monkey wrench eyes? and he says yah darlin you've got monkey wrench eyes, every time I look into them my NUTS tighten up.

Now thats funny

[gambit]

That is wrongly humorus...haha