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Post by gambit on Oct 20, 2005 22:17:26 GMT -5
Why can a test-tube baby not be a truck driver?
It's not a Peterbuilt
;D
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Post by TK on Oct 21, 2005 8:18:59 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Chris Gangi on Oct 21, 2005 8:42:30 GMT -5
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Post by BigDaddyJoe™ on Oct 21, 2005 9:04:46 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Nov 4, 2005 16:26:05 GMT -5
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Post by enginterzi on Nov 4, 2005 16:40:40 GMT -5
the king had a horse that always cries,and king made an announcement that he would give 1000golds to the one who can stop his horse crying.a man comes and tells a few things to the ear of horse quietly and horse starts laughing but he never stops laughing this time.then king tells this man that he would give him another 1000 golds if he stops his horse from laughing.
then the man goes to the side of the horse for a few minutes and the horse becomes very quiet this time.people asks to this man,"HOW DID YOU MAKE HIM STOP CRYING AND START LAUGHING?" and he answers,"I TOLD HIM THAT MY P...S IS BIGGER THAN HIS'",then they asked him again,"BUT,HOW DID YOU MAKE HIM STOP LAUGHING AND HE BECAME SO QUIET??" and he answers," I JUST SHOWED IT TO HIM THAT I WASNT JOKING "..
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Post by leonard on Nov 4, 2005 16:51:28 GMT -5
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Post by Elaine Blik on Nov 4, 2005 19:42:19 GMT -5
Engin, that is really cute! (such humor coming from YOU? ) Allen... very clever.... thanks for the smiles on a Friday!
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Post by enginterzi on Nov 5, 2005 13:39:33 GMT -5
a terrorist group enters a village,the leader of the group tells to ppl that they all will get killed but he will give them a chance to survive.he tells to the village men to take their pants off and make a line sideway.and terrorists tights village women's eyes.they tell to the women to find their husbands by checking their p...s one after another.
first woman starts from the first man by saying ,"NOT THIS ONE,NOT THIS ONE,NOT THIS ONE"and finally she says "YES THIS ONE IS MY HUSBAND!!!".the rest of the women do same thing and they all find their husbands without any mistake.the leader of the terrorists gets very mad and tells to village men to make the same line without pants again.he also orders his men to take their pants off and stand between the village men to confuse women.
women had to find their husbands once again but this time they had more men to check...
first woman starts from the first man by saying,"NOT THIS,NOT THIS,NOT THIS EITHER,THIS ONE IS NOT EVEN FROM OUR VILLAGE....
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Nov 7, 2005 10:34:00 GMT -5
Awesome jokes Engin !!
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Nov 7, 2005 10:36:37 GMT -5
This couple was traveling through a remote villege when they had to stop for rest for the night. Upon entering a villagers home, they were made to feel at home and were impressed as to how wonderful their hospitaly was. The male came over to the travelers and said that in this villege it is customary for the host to share his wife during the night with the guests.
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Post by enginterzi on Nov 7, 2005 10:36:57 GMT -5
how heavy is that dumbell?80-100 pounds?
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Nov 7, 2005 10:40:07 GMT -5
after thinking about this the man realized that he had never done this with his wife before and was a little nervous. The man decided to invent a code in which the wife would yell so the husband would know what the guests were doing to the wife. The husband decided the wife would yell lettuce she was being kissed. She would yell tomatoes if she was being hugged. She would yell cucumbers if the guy grabbed her but. She would yell radishes if the guy groped her. All of a sudden the wife started screaming SALAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Nov 7, 2005 10:40:58 GMT -5
in believe that is an 80 lb dumbell Engin
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Nov 7, 2005 10:45:19 GMT -5
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