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Post by Chris Ratchford on Nov 7, 2005 10:46:49 GMT -5
What's the green stuff between elepant;s toes.......................................... Slow natives
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Post by gambit on Nov 8, 2005 15:54:36 GMT -5
Thanks Trent and Jody!!!!!
Never choke in a Southern restaurant...
Two hillbillies walk into a bar While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!
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Post by gambit on Dec 13, 2005 18:21:43 GMT -5
A Living Will
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state- dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all of his beer.
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Post by TK on Dec 14, 2005 9:37:16 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 9:47:36 GMT -5
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:52:36 GMT -5
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:53:22 GMT -5
Confucious say take many nails to build brib, but only one screw to fill it
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:53:55 GMT -5
Confucious say crowded elavator always smell diferent to a midget !!
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:54:22 GMT -5
Confucious say man who go to bed with problem in hand wake up with stick solution !!
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:55:08 GMT -5
Confucious say Tis better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ. !!
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:55:27 GMT -5
Your mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck !!
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:56:04 GMT -5
Your mama is so poor that she just put up her cardboard box for a second mortgage!!!
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:56:42 GMT -5
You mama is so nasty that her incubator had tinted windows !!
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:57:26 GMT -5
Your mama is so poor that when she is asked what's for dinner she puts her foot up on the table and says corn !!
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Post by Chris Ratchford on Dec 14, 2005 10:58:18 GMT -5
Your mama is so poor that when she drops a lit cigarette on the floor, the cockroaches are hapy they finally have heat..!!
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