"Hi, this is daddy"

[gambit]

Hello?"

Hi honey. This is Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?"

No Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? . .
.is this 486-5731?"

[Scott Latella]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.. And still King of my LOL club.


Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllen Hester.

[Davey Adams]

hahahaha

[enginterzi]

no big difference since they both deserved this punishment

[Ryan Thames]

2:263 Kind words and the covering of faults are better than charity followed by injury.

lil harsh punishment huh engin?

[enginterzi]

Ryan,

please dont get into any religious subject with me.all i can say that i am not GOD and that punishment did not come from a human being.also i am not perfectly doing everything i should do.so do not judge my belief with my actions.there should be certain punishments for the certain wrong doings otherwise the jails would be empty and the streets would be less safe.Adultery is a sin in my belief,and it must be too painful for a person to be cheated by his-her husband-wife.

you can forgive and say kind words to your wife if she ever cheats on you,but not me.also i do not think that verse is including the wrong doings that already have rules of punishment.

anyways,let us not get involved with eachother's faith again for not to create another serious argument here.

also you would be sounding much like the person ,who jumped into the empty swimming pool, if he could talk again.do you have similar experiences and feel that you need to defend him?

[TK]

Engin,

lol...I agree with you....good for the goose...good for the ..uh i think it's gander...

Allen,

Good one...lol

TK

[Carey Nick]

Todd King don't you dare get into a rhyme debate with me.
-Because we'll both show just how low our IQ really is or is not.
---Good for the goose is good for the gander....What is a gander?
---Monkey see Monkey do?.......enough said!!!
---One person's mishap is another's ones fortune.....Take a look at Arkansas and Iowa basketball today.
---Do as I say not as I do!!!!.....Bill Clinton said What?
Bill Clinton---He smoked pot once ,so did I, he didn't inhale..I did ...and we went onto Washington D.C. and I came to Florida.
---

[TK]

Carey,


what the?

how bout nuttin a thang...chicken wang

TK

[Chris Ratchford]

Oh. Mr. Catfish Belly... U da man !!!!

[gambit]