Democratic National Convention Schedule

[James]

Hey weirdo, spew your junk over on the "off topic" forum from now on. Or maybe Kurt should start an "off your rocker" board just for you. ;D

[gambit]

Actually I meant to do it on the off-topic part of this board, but I figured you would have a hard time navigating to it with your limited thought patterns, so I left it here.

Heehee, why do you think it is junk? Oh...Oh...I know, you know it is the truth... ;D



Seriously though I did mean to post it on the other part of this forum.

[James]

I know Allen, I just like messing around. BTW, are you going to be at Unifieds?

[gambit]

No, James, as much as I would like to come, other obligations are keeping me at bay. I would like to attend, but it just isn't possible.

I hope everyone is ready for it ! Be careless...

[Amedeo Goga]

Thanks for the info Allen...Can't wait to forward this to my fellow Republicans

Allen said:

An email i just recieved !
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Just in case you have any interest in attending, below please find the
schedule.


2004 Democratic Convention Schedule

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:00 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and
Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female
couples)
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim
Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.! R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed
and same sex).
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 a.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?

[Bill Cheetham]

Allen,

The Senior Senator from Massachusetts no longer drives himself. All bridge railings have been replaced with steel and concrete since the late 1960's, and, they stopped making Oldsmobiles. But it was a nice thought!

[simon]

Ok is there any chance he could just get drunk and weeble over on top of her and crush her?

[Steven Lareau]

I'm curious now, how our sport is divided between Democrats and Republicans (and independents). Not that it really matters, or anything, I'm just curious...

[gambit]

Bill Cheetham., it was a great thought...wasn't it? Darn, how dreams do not come true; only nightmares do

Simon, now that would be a scandal worth talking about, but I do not think the media would give it 5 minutes of breath before killing it.

Steve, I think we are divided into whatever we are whether we are armwrestlers or not. I believe we, as people, naturally, are born to disagree on some level, thus separation into parties. Arguing parties?

[gambit]

I wonder if there is still a chance Ted Kennedy can drive Hillary home? I guess it would determine how much money Billy-boy has to ante up.