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Post by gambit on Dec 4, 2006 18:56:57 GMT -5
One day a 6 year old was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No. LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
BURN!!!!!
"For we walk by faith, not by sight" 2 CORINTHIANS 5:7
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Post by Mike West on Dec 4, 2006 19:28:42 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Chris Gangi on Dec 5, 2006 6:38:50 GMT -5
Good one.......
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2006 15:28:42 GMT -5
I tried applying that logic to my world armwrestling championship trophies, but it doesn't seem to work...
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Post by gambit on Dec 6, 2006 22:20:15 GMT -5
You're too hard on yourself, Bob..... allow me.
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Post by Justin Kaufman on Dec 6, 2006 22:43:32 GMT -5
Bob, are you coming on saturday? Allen what about you? It should be a good one!!!
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Post by gambit on Dec 6, 2006 22:50:16 GMT -5
Buddy, if I can I will. I wish it was last weekend...I wasn't doing squat then.
Tell all I said hello if I am not able to attend.
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Post by Justin Kaufman on Dec 6, 2006 22:55:50 GMT -5
You got it, Allen "STEALTH" Hester. You are like a gun slinger on the board.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2006 15:22:55 GMT -5
Justin, wish I could, but I'm afraid I can't make it. I'll fill you in another time.
I haven't pulled since Alamosa, actually. Just a little gym and MARV stuff to try to not lose much strength.
As for Bubba STEALTH Hester, it'd be great to pull with you for real sometime. But right now I can't say when that might be. We'll figure it out.
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