Post by gambit on Mar 6, 2007 23:00:03 GMT -5
I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next
day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied,
"Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie
Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few
days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get
beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles,"
I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and
nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time
to avoid them. I yelled, "A$$Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem
began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara
Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie
Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on
tambourine, Harry Reid on spooons, Bill Clinton on sax
and
Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car
day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied,
"Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie
Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few
days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get
beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles,"
I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and
nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time
to avoid them. I yelled, "A$$Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem
began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara
Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie
Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on
tambourine, Harry Reid on spooons, Bill Clinton on sax
and
Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car
