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Post by Brittany Bordelon on Mar 22, 2007 9:29:06 GMT -5
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she' d want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Sh**."
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Post by gambit on Mar 22, 2007 9:44:48 GMT -5
Watch out Ryan!!!! They have their ways of making you say stuff you don't mean to... j/k Brittany!! How have you two been?! Although, Ryan would be the type you'd need to question on a daily basis! j/k twinkletoes!!
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Todd Coe
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Post by Todd Coe on Mar 22, 2007 10:26:35 GMT -5
I've been married for 13yrs and I can say with all honesty, that I would never remarry. I would still date, for I am still a man . But I gave my heart and soul to one women and no matter what happens I could never give that to another, because even if my wife dies she will still own my heart. And if I could not give that to the next women then it would not be fair to her to get married. And to anwer others questions, yes I would tell any women I dated that I would not be willing to get married.
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Post by Johnny Edwards on Mar 22, 2007 11:09:39 GMT -5
I haven't been married yet but I agree with Todd I think thats what I would do to I believe that way. But I wouldn't even date I would finish life by myself till I seen my loved one again.
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