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Post by Matthew Halliday on Apr 10, 2007 13:00:59 GMT -5
A man and his wife leave for a 3 week long trip to Jerusalem to see the sights and visit the holy land. About a week and a half into the trip his wife grows ill and dies. Upon meeting with the undertaker he is told that it will cost $5,000 to have her shipped back to the US for burial, or he had the option to have her buried in Jerusalem for only $150. The man thought for a brief moment and said that he would like to have her shipped back to the United States. The undertaker with a puzzled look on his face asks, "why would you want to pay $5,000 to have your wife shipped back when you could have her buried in such a great place as Jerusalem for only $150?" The man looks up and replies, "well there was this man many years ago who died and was buried in Jerusalem and three days later he rose from the dead." I guess as many other men, he did not want to take the chance.... LOL
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Post by Mat Helmer on Apr 10, 2007 18:44:34 GMT -5
A man and his wife leave for a 3 week long trip to Jerusalem to see the sights and visit the holy land. About a week and a half into the trip his wife grows ill and dies. Upon meeting with the undertaker he is told that it will cost $5,000 to have her shipped back to the US for burial, or he had the option to have her buried in Jerusalem for only $150. The man thought for a brief moment and said that he would like to have her shipped back to the United States. The undertaker with a puzzled look on his face asks, "why would you want to pay $5,000 to have your wife shipped back when you could have her buried in such a great place as Jerusalem for only $150?" The man looks up and replies, "well there was this man many years ago who died and was buried in Jerusalem and three days later he rose from the dead." I guess as many other men, he did not want to take the chance.... LOL Good one!!!
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Post by Ryan Thames on Apr 11, 2007 16:01:24 GMT -5
i heard that one before...quite funny
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