Never Question a Drunk

[Brittany Bordelon]

This was too funny not to share. ;D
Disclaimer: The following story did not happen to me... just a joke I read in an e-mail.


WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since
I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."













Edit: added disclaimer

[Bob Paradis]

You are a pretty girl with a beautiful smile. Alcohol tends to bring out our true selves. The drunk in the store was a mean *%^#@ to the core. I wouldn't pay attention to it. He was trying to hurt you for the sake of hurting you.

[Brittany Bordelon]

Just for clarification purposes, this did not happen to me personally. Just an e-mail that was forwarded to me. Thanks for the compliments though, Bob.

[Bob Paradis]

oops! good joke then!

[Ryan Thames]

oh Bob your killin me.....lol



that iss pretty funny bree.....i think ive heard thaat one before tho....lol