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Post by James on Sept 5, 2004 20:49:42 GMT -5
Allen, I know you are stressed out. So I did what I always do for friends in times of need. I wrote you a country song. Okay, so, I never really do that. In fact, I don't even like country music. I just knew you were a white Republican from Louisiana and thought you might be privy to it. Now I know you won't take any of this personal, like the comments I made about your mom. I always make comments about peoples mothers. But I am never really speaking specifically of their moms. It is just an expression. Well, except for when I was talking about WHat? and Anon 2's mother. I really was with her. In fact she is underneath my computer desk now. ;D Anyhow, here goes: Do not stress yourself out Mr. Hester Just because Craig treats you as a jester Instead of letting your heartfelt feelings fester Call Karen Bean the mean armwrestling molester Allen Hester, Allen Hester, Allen Hester (repeat) Its not you she's really mad at Mr. Hester Defended by no one with any chest hair Losing control of her sport is what depressed her Ill feelings toward Leonard and Denise caressed her Allen Hester, Allen Hester, Allen Hester Anonymous so no one can protest her, Maybe the armwrestling cops should arrest her, Or armwrestling locusts could come infest her, Submitting is what really would've impressed her, Allen Hester, Allen Hester, Allen Hester.
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Post by simon on Sept 5, 2004 21:04:11 GMT -5
I am all choked up over here James.
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Post by James on Sept 5, 2004 21:09:35 GMT -5
Art is, after... all... intended to make people emote
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Post by simon on Sept 5, 2004 21:26:27 GMT -5
Then art it is my friend.
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Post by Christopher Myers on Sept 5, 2004 21:27:12 GMT -5
James , very funny
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Post by Willie Reagan on Sept 5, 2004 22:00:32 GMT -5
Good one, James!!
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Post by James on Sept 6, 2004 9:44:39 GMT -5
Thank you, thank you, please, hold your applause. I'll be here all week. Check me out at the Dew Drop Inn on Wednesday. budabump, dum dum dum, boom
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Post by Travis Bagent on Sept 6, 2004 9:47:12 GMT -5
You a-hole, SHE NOT THE PROBLEM
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Post by CHRISTIAN BINNIE on Sept 6, 2004 10:15:04 GMT -5
Very good James, maybe you found your true calling. You should move to nashville.
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Post by James on Sept 6, 2004 10:31:51 GMT -5
Nashville? How far is that from Mooresburg? Travis, I know, I know, it is not her. It's everyone else.
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Post by gambit on Sept 6, 2004 11:09:13 GMT -5
OMG !!!
You guys are nuts! I laughed my butt off at the pure idea of the song. James what were you drinking when you wrote that! I am sure it was some moonshine that brought out your true lineage.
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Post by Aaron Lengyel on Sept 6, 2004 11:37:30 GMT -5
Hey James
Your killing me here. Everytime I was laughing at the words in the song it was causing me pain due to each laugh because of these staples stuck in my side from a recent surgery.
Bye the way I have a request if you would consider to try it. Do you think you could compile an arwmerstling melody.
Call it "Fifty ways to use your lever" do you remember that old Paul Simon song.. I bet you could do it.
Until then I wait with anticipation for your participation, ;D
E-mail me at armcalgary@shaw.ca and we can have some fun with it.
Cheers
Aaron
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Post by James on Sept 6, 2004 20:03:04 GMT -5
Allen: AAron: I will have my agent get in contact with your people. Perhaps we can draw something up. j/k Seriously, I'll give it a shot. I would have to hear the song again. Though I do like Paul Simon. Usually, I just refer to him as Al.
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Post by Aaron Lengyel on Sept 6, 2004 20:59:52 GMT -5
Hey James Thanks for the reply. The song I was referring to was "Fifty was to leave you lover" I got the idea from a PHD fellow in the University of Alberta. I made a tape of fifty techniques. He suggested a twist to that song because we talked about armwrestling as leverage and bio machanics etc. Ok my folks will wait to here from your folks LOL Cheers Aaron
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Post by James on Sept 7, 2004 8:53:32 GMT -5
I am going to look up the song today. Usually I just change the lyrics to songs while I'm in the car with my son (he's 4). He gets a kick out them. Usually they are just minor changes (all rather immature and skatalogical (eg. I'll sing "eating my poop" rather than "eating my soup") Kids love that kind of stuff. Anyhow, I will research the song and will get started on it when I have a spare moment. Usually I don't put any work into these songs (the allen hester one took 3 minutes). But hey, perhaps I can labor over one faux song like "Weird Al" for my buddy A.L.
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