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Post by John Wilson on Jun 17, 2011 13:35:34 GMT -5
Why does Superman pose as Clark Kent? What's the point? Why not get a job as a cop instead of a newspaper reporter? Having a police scanner would be a lot handier than walking around waiting to see villains in the act.
Here's what we know about Superman:
He can fly three times around the world without missing a beat. (That's what he said in "Jam On It")
He doesn't need no fans to cool his amps, he uses his super breath.
Kosmo D defeated Superman with a 12-inch cut called "Disco Kryptonite."
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Post by travisrobinson on Jun 17, 2011 15:40:07 GMT -5
John wilson jus put an end to this topic!!!...when you can work Disco Kryptoniye into an armw thread...its over.......BOOM,OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by John Wilson on Jun 17, 2011 15:48:56 GMT -5
Let me tell what happened to the man of steel
Superman had come to town to see who he could rock
He blew away every crew he faced until he reached our block
His speakers were three stories high with woofers made of steel
And when we boys sit outside, he said "I boom for real"
He said, "I'm faster than a speedin' bullet when I'm on the set
I don't need no fans to cool my amps, I just use my super breath
I could fly three times around the world without missin' a beat
I socialize with X-ray eyes, and ladies think it's sweet
And then he turned his power on and the ground began to move
And all the buildings for miles around were swayin' to the groove
And just when he had fooled the crowd and swore he won the fight
We rocked his boat with a 12 inch cut called Disco Kryptonite
Well, Superman looked up at me, he said, "You rock so naturally"
I said now that you've learned the deal, let me tell you why I'm so for real
I'm Cozmo D from outer space, I came to rock the human race
I do it right ?cause I can't do it wrong
That's why the whole world is singin' this song
(Jam on it) Jam on it
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Post by Josh Dale on Jun 17, 2011 16:44:12 GMT -5
Lex and The Joker as they did their thing while the only two that could stop them were locked away in an unescapable cell
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Post by travisrobinson on Jun 17, 2011 18:52:12 GMT -5
like i said John.....BOOM OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by TK on Jun 18, 2011 13:47:09 GMT -5
no following comics or anything just if u put superman and batman in a unescapable cell and they had to fight who would win Dude batmans not a super hero....he's just a dude. Superman would take batmans head and cram it up his azz.... With being said! DC comics heroes are p u s s e s Marvel rules! JMSFO  TK |
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Post by Ryan Thames on Jun 18, 2011 13:58:32 GMT -5
I totally agree. DC comics are so korney it's ridiculous.
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Post by Jason "the SLASHER" Arnold on Jun 18, 2011 14:12:51 GMT -5
I agree TK the only dc character i like is superman and thats it
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Post by jonathanvazquez on Jun 18, 2011 14:43:22 GMT -5
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Post by kyledarby on Jun 18, 2011 15:02:39 GMT -5
Spiderman would smash both of them out  |
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Post by TK on Jun 18, 2011 15:28:34 GMT -5
Spiderman would smash both of them out Agreed Wolverine would make things interesting as well! TK |
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Post by Ryan Thames on Jun 18, 2011 15:35:32 GMT -5
Superman is my favorite DC but he is too much.
I hate when in the shows they forget that his powers are a result of the change of planets. And the shows sometimes make his lose his powers or transfer his powers as if his powers were a result if a magic spell or lucky charm.
That inconsistency is what I hate most of the supreman tv shows
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Post by travisrobinson on Jun 19, 2011 9:07:06 GMT -5
you know how i know your gay....you know to much about comic books...  |
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Post by Ryan Thames on Jun 19, 2011 9:58:49 GMT -5
You know how I know your gay?
Cuz your a fig!!!
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Post by travisrobinson on Jun 19, 2011 10:27:45 GMT -5
you know how i know your gay???...you wear jean shorts!!!
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