Post by travisrobinson on Oct 27, 2011 19:37:03 GMT -5
As I sit here in my underwear reading over the latest issue of national geographic, I cant help but ask myself what can I do??? im so blessed with my adult movies and porn shops, but what about all the dumbcraps that live in the weird places?? with all the trees and bushes and no porn shops or dirty magazines to blow off a little knuckle juice..everyday i am surrounded by the glitz and glamour of the seductive aroma of what we as men take for granted, im talking about the old bottle of lotion in the bathroom with a custard pie catcher while the wife is at work....but what about the unfortunate idiots who dont have a booby magazine to cramp up to late at night? those are the dickweeds im trying to help, with just a dollar a day, thats less than a cup of coffee, you could help restore a distant relative or just some moron that lives somewhere stupid....please help....with your dollar a day some lucky son of a bitch will be firing one off in the bushes tommorow night...thanks everyone!
