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Post by John Wilson on Dec 14, 2011 12:34:42 GMT -5
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain
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Post by P R O T O T Y P E - A.K on Dec 14, 2011 13:06:01 GMT -5
John..  ...this thread gonna be "classic". we should watch out for all the ghosts you might be calling with this...  ;D “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar BTW: there are 4 more of my favorites in my signature...but who said those wise words in yours?? ;D. cyl.. |
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Post by kyledarby on Dec 14, 2011 17:14:49 GMT -5
“I dont believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye” – Bas Rutten
“I’m a very unique fighter. If there were two of me I’d be unnecessary.” – Sam Morgan
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Post by Bob Brown on Dec 14, 2011 17:29:25 GMT -5
I know I will catch some crap for this but my favorite all time line in a movie.
Movie: As Good as it gets
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Jack Nicholson: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
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Post by Logan Schuetzle on Dec 14, 2011 17:48:55 GMT -5
I know I will catch some crap for this but my favorite all time line in a movie. Movie: As Good as it gets Receptionist: How do you write women so well? Jack Nicholson: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. True, they run off emotion, and how they feel at the time. Women always have some illogical reason why the did something they shouldn't have. Somehow, it's always your fault.. I don't hate women, just venting.. |
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Post by Michael Wells on Dec 14, 2011 18:00:42 GMT -5
"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference" - Winston Churchill
"I believe an eating contest is just the beginning of a crapping contest" - Demetri Martin
"Everything in my apartment was stolen and replaced with an exact replica" - Steven Wright
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Post by kyledarby on Dec 14, 2011 18:24:50 GMT -5
"A fear of weapons is a sign of ret@rded sexual and emotional maturity."
There is controversy over who really said this. Who really cares it's great.
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Post by kyledarby on Dec 14, 2011 18:31:24 GMT -5
Guns Kill People Like Sp00ns Made Rosie O'Donnell Fat
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Post by Bob Brown on Dec 14, 2011 19:38:50 GMT -5
Oh yeah and I always love it when someone says
"I've never lost"
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Post by Andrew Fournier on Dec 14, 2011 19:57:31 GMT -5
"I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen."-The Way of The Gun
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Post by P R O T O T Y P E - A.K on Dec 14, 2011 20:02:20 GMT -5
Oh yeah and I always love it when someone says "I've never lost" brilliant bob... HAHHA...do you have any idea who said that first !?!.. |
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Post by sethkardos on Dec 14, 2011 20:55:48 GMT -5
"Not to question is Not to live".
- Unknown
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Post by James Worke on Dec 14, 2011 21:43:11 GMT -5
IF IT DONT GO....FORCE IT !!! --- drill sergeant in mp school
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Post by kyledarby on Dec 15, 2011 0:13:58 GMT -5
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
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Post by Duke Sarkisian on Dec 15, 2011 9:07:35 GMT -5
quotes..sayings?....a couple i love to hate.....
"so you want your cake and eat it too?"...of course i want to eat it. i woudnt have ordered it if i didnt want to eat it...jeeze..
"why dont you pick on somebody your own size?"....why would i want to do that and risk getn the crap beat outa me
one i do like is..."THE WORLD NEEDS DITCH-DIGGERS TOO"...TED KNIGHT...CADDY-SHACK
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...this thread gonna be "classic".
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