FLUFF'IN HELL FIRE !!!

[gambit]

Vic, you don't suppose they are into Sado-Armwrestling do you? ;D

The worst pain I have experienced, albeit not comparable to the aboved mentioned, was from slinging a sledge hammer for 4 hours, the day after a tournament, on a chemical reactor's content that solidified due to operator error. (Not mine ) It felt like a mack truck on each side of my body pulling my arms from their joints. Sorta like Matt Girdner's imagery.

[Vic Sargent]

I SURE HOPE NOT ALLEN !!!

LMAO

[Bill Cheetham]

Drat this getting old stuff. Saturday-tournament, a little sore in the upper arms. Sunday, motorcycle riding all day, elbows on fire. Yesterday-gym, had to quit after wrist curls, pain in both upper arms, the drive home was pretty sporty. Ice, 800 mg motrin like candy. Today, worked with a 10 lb. dumbbell for an hour, now feel great. On the way to the gym.

[Paul Maiden]

GOOD 1 Vic glad to see you getting involved with some good old english tourture.

[Neil Pickup]

Ladz, Ladz, Ladz.........................
its 00.05am here and I have just come on here to let you know that I have just experienced a new type of post Armwrestling linky pain that is what can only be described as PROPER FU*KIN BAD !!!

Basically dieting like a B*STARD for South Africa Worlds and been for a run earlier tonight, anyway dehydrated bad and having gone to bed early woke up with my mouth feeling dryer that Ghandi's Flip Flops !!!

Decided to get up for a glass of the old H20 and so as not to wake up the sleeping Fluff beside one, one decides that one shall use the force to navigate ones way around the PITCH FRIGG'IN BLACK BEDROOM, out the door across the landing and down the stairs.........
BUT little did one know that my lass (in her wisdom) had left the shagging vacuum cleaner plugged in ! with the cable streched across the landing like a F*CKING TRIP WIRE !!!

Any road up, I successfully made it across the room in the darkness and the silent dead of night, sneaked out the bedroom door, making less sound than a fluff'in bantamweight mouse in soft shoes............. before snagging my front foot on the wire and basically going DICK OVER TIT HEAD FIRST DOWN THE FLUFFING STAIRS !!!

Sooooooo what am I forced to use in order to prevent my impending freefall down stairs !!! thats right.........
the ARMS THAT HAD JUST STOPPED GIVING ME BONE GRINDY DEATH BAST*RD ACHEY BREAKY AGONY only this very afternoon !!! TW*T !!!

So here I sit barely able to type, sweating like a baking Pig in a polar neck fleece !!! AND ME FLUFFIN ARMS ARE MUFFED EXTREME ONCE AGAIN !!!

No table tomorrow Nogs !!!

FLUFF'IN HELL FIRE !!!

nite

Fat Neil Esq. (DYING IN THE ENGLISH DARK !!!)

[Charlie Minell]

And the winner of the prize "Funniest Armwrestler 2004" is Neil Fu..... ehh.. Pickup!
You are killing me, Neil!

[James]

"Ghandi's flip flops." That is some funny stuff.



I think I am going to rent A Clockwork Orange on this rainy day. It would provide some insight on how to translate "Neil Pickup speak."









That would be the wizard's tits.

[CHRISTIAN BINNIE]

Good one james!

[Vic Sargent]

Hey Neil I can relate to that ( come back pain )
I remember pulling at a tournament and afterwards a bunch of us at the hotel continued to pull all night long..
My arms were screaming like banchies.. I was in so much pain I wanted to just cut em off.. Just when I finally could feel my arms again my little girl decided she was going to show me how well he could jump off the top of the couch.. Scared the hell out of me and ofcourse by instinct I just reached out to catch her.. Funny how much pain you can handle when a loved one is involved, but as soon as I put her down MY GOD MAN... someone get me a doctor... I swore my arm was no longer attached and if it was I didn't want it to be... ;D

Your Brother in Arms
Vic