Allen Hester

[James]

Regardless of what you may think, I still love you and will endure your president. Just because you like him.



And Chris Coletti, and Olin Lucas.

Ah well, maybe us poor white folk from the North that see big business come in with 30-year tax breaks can look forward to middle class tax relief 4 years from now.

Welp, gotta run. I think I'll go buy Dick Cheney a tank.

[gambit]

Since I had a good friend once write a song for me in time of need, I figured I would repay the favor to all you DemocRATS.

(You need to sing the tune of the famous David Allan Coe’s - You Don’t Even Call Me by My Name)

It was all I could do to keep from cryin'
Sometimes it seemed so useless to remain
But you don't have to call me “flip-flop”, “flip-flop”
You never even call me by my name.

You don't have to call me “Pinko Commi”
And you don't have to call me “Liberal Weiner”
And you don't have to call me “Herman Munster” anymore
Even though you're on my fighting side.

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain
But you don't have to call me loser - loser
You never even call me by my name.

Spoken:

I was drunk the day Therasa got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the Ketchup factory in the Rolls Royce
She got ran over by the damned ole Weiner Mobile. (can’t you just see that?)

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain
You don't have to call me darlin’, John Edwards
You never even call me....
Well I wonder why you don't call me...
Maybe it’s because I lost this political game.

[James]

Allen, that's a great song. I think I'll play it on Bill Clinton's saxophone.