Let's Pretend

[gambit]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly-he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married" .

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted


;D

[Olin Lucas]

Oh lord that ain't nothing man.


My ex girlfriend entered a wet t-shirt contest in Florida one time. To my disbelief she took 1st and 3rd place, because her breasts were unproportional. ;D God I love my sister.















That was just a joke........................

[Ryan Thames]

Lets hope so

[Andy Souliere]

Olin you watch too much Larry the Cable Guy. ;D

[gambit]

You people have to understand that is how it is in Livingston Parish!!





















that was a joke, too ;D

[CHRISTIAN BINNIE]

VERY GOOD GUYS!!!!

[Ryan Thames]

Alllen that wasnt funny.

Thats on the south side of the interstate of livingston parish.