LAUGH n THE BOARD LAUGHS WITH YA...OR NOT !!!???

[gambit]

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out..

[Valerie Beach]

Allen lmfao........ty I needed a laugh.

[Pete & Tim]

That is a funny a s s joke there Allen.

[Paul Maiden]

Whats green and smells of pork?




Kermitts middle finger

[STEVE PHIPPS]

A nosey neighbor sees his neighbor digging a hole in his back yard and says..

Hey neighbor why you digging that hole?

Neighbor replys:

My gold fish died and I'm going to have a funeral for him.

nosey neighbor asks:
Why is the hole so big?

Neighbor replys:

Because he is inside your cat! ;D

[Dawn Higson]

paul tht is disgusting lol. eewwwwwwwwwwww

but u gotta laugh

lmfao

[Pete & Tim]

Is Gilligan the Devil?

Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called
"Gilligan's Island." There is, however, a dark secret about
this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a
direct representation of Hell.

Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to
leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7
deadly sins:

Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is
obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's
beauty.

The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying
know-it-all.

Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger
to help on any of their escape plans.

The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no
explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on
each show.

This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them
there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their
escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is
SATAN.

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