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Post by Jeremy Plaster on Apr 4, 2005 21:21:17 GMT -5
A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening.
The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is
threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that
bet." The blonde replied.
A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had,
indeed, jumped form the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for
having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she
does not need to pay the $50.
No, a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you $50 dollars."
The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand,
I saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."
"That's okay!" The blonde replies, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't
think he'd do it again."
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Post by Valerie Beach on Apr 4, 2005 22:40:17 GMT -5
LMFAO........thats great.....haha!!
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Post by Garrett Stepsis on Apr 5, 2005 17:13:26 GMT -5
My daddy has two of them," explained Little Johnny., "One that's about three inches long that he pees with, and another one that's about eight inches long that he brushes the babysitter's teeth with!"  The truly sad thing is that "Little Johnny" was already into his early 30's when he had this revelation ... ;D |
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Post by Valerie Beach on Apr 5, 2005 17:15:25 GMT -5
lmao...........haha ;D
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Post by Pete & Tim on Apr 5, 2005 18:40:18 GMT -5
The truly sad thing is that "Little Johnny" was already into his early 30's when he had this revelation ... ;D I thought you were done with the whole "Little Johnny" thing Garrett? |
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Post by Chris Gangi on Apr 5, 2005 19:25:24 GMT -5
;D LMFAO......
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Post by Garrett Stepsis on Apr 5, 2005 20:09:19 GMT -5
I thought you were done with the whole "Little Johnny" thing Garrett? "Little Johnny" is done, as he has no longer been with us for the past year. Fortunately, another individual who is best known as the only person Little Johnny ever beat in competition, Tiny Cousin Timmy, survives him (the two of them had an epic war in the straps at the Skeeter's Novice Bar-b-Q Showdown in the battle for last place). Tiny Cousin Timmy moved back in with the Holmes residence after the passing of Little Johnny to keep Momma company. Tiny Cousin Timmy performs chores around the house like making trips back and forth to the local butcher shop to give Brother Rick a regular supply of raw meat – and making sure the picture of Alexey Voevoda they keep in the barn where Brother Rick trains is dusted off, polished and in tip, top shape. Putting the “W” back in “Weenie” …Tiny Cousin Timmy does doughnuts in the parking lot with his 1995 Daewoo Leganza with "Winner Takes it All" blasting on the 8-track stereo with distorted, blasted out speakers and his biggest claim to fame is that he once had a 30-second match with a girl in arm wrestling -- not a female arm wrestler -- but "a girl”... Despite his less than exemplary record in competition, Tiny Cousin Timmy absolutely LOVES arm wrestling and frequently yells out a high-pitched “wwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeee” in sheer excitement from the exhilaration of his hand hitting the pad after the first few microseconds of the “G” in “Go!” Aren't you glad this board doesn't allow trolls? ;D |
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Post by Pete & Tim on Apr 5, 2005 21:11:50 GMT -5
Aren't you glad this board doesn't allow trolls? ;D Funny, I'm still wondering how you slipped through!!!!!! |
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Post by Pete & Tim on Apr 5, 2005 21:28:54 GMT -5
HA HA HA VERY FUNNY HA HA HA
No one is arguing fun!!!!
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Post by Valerie Beach on Apr 5, 2005 22:21:47 GMT -5
One morning a husband took a pair
of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little
"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom,
"why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder.
It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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Post by Ryan Thames on Apr 5, 2005 23:15:56 GMT -5
Garrett,
My personal opinoin.....i think that was very innapropriate.
Just my thought
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Post by Mike West on Apr 6, 2005 7:34:39 GMT -5
Same here Ryan  |
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Post by Mike West on Apr 6, 2005 7:36:28 GMT -5
I happen to have a little brother who competes in special olympics.....very untasteful
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Post by Jeremy Plaster on Apr 6, 2005 7:42:49 GMT -5
Garret, Were you little Johny from the AAA board? I have been away for a bit, and never did find out who that was. was that you?
J
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Post by Garrett Stepsis on Apr 6, 2005 8:43:40 GMT -5
Garrett, My personal opinoin (sic) .....i (sic) think that was very innapropriate (sic). I understand. Some people get uncomfortable as LJ sometimes "hits a little too close to home"  ... |
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